Random awesome stuff posted here I guess?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dear parents,
When you can do this on your own THEN you can yell at me for not doing my homework.
Me: Hi I'm Takuya Kanbara. I'm 11 years old and I'm more awesome then you'll ever be!
Everyone: ...
Martin: lolz
u mad butt hurt poke fans?
(Source: zepplife)
mrfr:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
BAHAHAH
OHHHH MY GOOODDDDD
Oh god